Rating Scale:

12/10—a complete masterpiece; flawless and outstanding
11/10—Excellent, near-perfect film
10/10—the standard rating; awesome film with a couple of flaws
9/10—a wonderful film with several flaws
8/10–a great film with numerous flaws but not enough to ruin it

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Scene Rating Scale:

9/9: Flawless! Outstanding scene!
8/9: Great scene! Totally Rewatchable!
7/9: Pretty good. Not as perfect as I expected though.
6/9: Decent. Doesn’t ruin the movie/episode.
5/9: Mid.
4/9: Pretty bad. One of the weakest scenes of the movie/episode.

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Rating Scale:

12/10—a complete masterpiece; flawless and outstanding
11/10—Excellent, near-perfect film
10/10—the standard rating; awesome film with a couple of flaws
9/10—a wonderful film with several flaws
8/10–a great film with numerous flaws but not enough to ruin it

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Aloha, my dudes.

This is your friendly-as-ever reviewing guy once again here with another film analysis.

And today, I'll be making my third installment of my "Spook Spectacular" series, and my fifth review on a member of the Scooby-Doo franchise by analyzing "Scooby-Doo (2002)".

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Rating Scale:

12/10—a complete masterpiece; flawless and outstanding
11/10—Excellent, near-perfect film
10/10—the standard rating; awesome film with a couple of flaws
9/10—a wonderful film with several flaws

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Greetings and salutations, my friends.

This is your top-of-the-line film, TV show, and episode reporter here with another review.

Today, for the 4th installment of this year's "Christmas Craze", and for my 7th analysis on a member of the James Bond franchise, I'm gonna give you guys my take of Sean Connery's final outing as the title character: "Never Say Never Again".

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See what I did there? Because it's a shuffle you're doing, and it's Sonic stories, and Sonic Shuffle was a game for the Dreamcast...

Shut up, it was clever.

Anyway, on the subject of Sonic, obviously the last riff was the legendary "Sonic.EXE." Y'all went NUTS when you found out, and I'd say it was worth it. Here's the finished doc.

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Yo, what's up, Kemosabes?

This is your top-of-the-line film, TV show, and episode reporter here.

And, by golly! I've reached my 100th film review! Can you guys believe it?!

I couldn't have picked a better film to represent that number too, because today, I'm gonna give you guys my analysis of "The Lion King". The animated version from 1994 to be precise.

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